Dynamicyadav's Blog

DO OR DIE

dynamicyadav — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 13:22:00 +0000

I have decided to DO or DIE….

I wanna get big… really big… make a tonne of money…

I will be in a fast and restrict all my sensual pleasures for a span of 5 years from now, except ofcourse have them if and only if absolutely required…

It has been long since I have been so serious as to do or die… I have kept that attitude at bay for some time to relax and reflect back on whether if it is really necessary or not…

Now I have decided it is the only way out… prepare to see hardcore mind blowing action soon… I am coming back… this time too strong…

Rules that I used to work on before:

1) 1 sec late is too late

2) Inability to calculate, compute and finish the task on time is weakness. It has to be worked on.

3) Sleep is secondary.

4) 4:30 of sleep is good enough…

5) 1 sec wasted is wasted.

Damn.. why don’t women simply kill these clerics

dynamicyadav — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 11:30:00 +0000

Clerics are ass holes it is proven now.

They have no job in life other than poking their noses in someone elses life.

Damn, the afghani clerics have said that “A man can refuse to feed wives if they deny them sex”.

One thing is for sure, wherever women are supressed and their freedom taken for granted, you will see men taking the path of extremism quite easily coz they have lots and lots of time…

The old italian adage, “Who will guard the guards????” has only one answer “Their Women”, if these men treat women like goats and sheep, they obviously will have greater freedom to be extremists and they will also never grow their brains.

The inventions and discoveries of all man kind were done only to impress women, if a huge community is simply ignoring the fact that women have to be impressed is disheartening and definitely, it directly speaks out on their craving to improve their intellectual matter, if u don’t have to impress women why would u really grow brains….

Don’t know why with these statements, the clerics are posing as if SEX = BESTIALITY and nothing else…. Give them some books on Kama Sutra, buggers they are wasting time and killing humanity…

Read the article urself and be thrilled women are fighting for it, I would really be happy if they take it to their task to kill these clerics mano-o-mano….

But I hate women, they are like the jews in Nazi camps, they don’t kill their perpetrators rather wait, watch, be abused and feel bad all along…. they should change, seems like they will never change…. strength respects strength, there is no substitute for strength…

http://www.hotklix.com/link/news/world/Law-lets-men-refuse-to-feed-wives-who-deny-them-sex

There is also a very hard fact, I can’t speak about it right now… but I will tell that later….

Been so long….

dynamicyadav — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 21:49:00 +0000

The day was both good and bad….

Again one of those funny days… When am I going to be contempt??? I don’t know….

The world is more opportunistic than I ever thought… more parasitic than I ever thought…. more idiotic than I ever thought… more irritating than I ever thought….

Not so open than I ever thought… Everything is deceptive than I ever thought…. My skills were tested to the core on this day…

Good that I am learning and facing some reality…

101 – The fire brigade

dynamicyadav — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 23:15:00 +0000

It was the first time ever I was near a fire accident…

There was thick black smoke coming out of a closed shop… I was standing around to get some roti for dinner…

I just got the Nokia 5800 and hadn’t installed my backups in it yet… I didn’t have the emergency numbers that I stored before.

My God, I could see none in the surrounding taking this incident seriously, fire if not stopped properly on time could destroy the entire neighbourhood.

My foot, shame to call the fools standing around educated, none were bothered, most were software engineers and didn’t know the number and didn’t have any muscle moving to call the FIRE brigade… SHAME SHAME SHAME… I saw a poor lad who didn’t seem so educated trying to call the FIRE brigade…

All this time, I was scanning my memory for the phone no. of the emergency contact… thought it was 101, bingo it ringed, I informed the FIRE brigade and I was too happy about it, I am very proud of what I did and my memory got a good test too…

I know by heart that the no was 101 but thought otherwise since it is some government thing, it may not work as usual, it was good to give it a try, it also felt pretty heartening that our Emergency Response Units are on their toes… GOD BLESS THEM…

Do you know the response time of our fire brigade, commendable… 11 minutes… they were on the spot doing something…

LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR… ATLEAST LOVE THY NEIGHBOURHOOD…

Remanants of the past….

dynamicyadav — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 18:34:00 +0000

Hmmm…………….

It is really irritating to pay with your life for someone else’s mistake….

It is a terrible feeling… It is easy to escape if one wasn’t responsible…

I am blaming my ancestors for creating a big void in my life and depraving me of my freedom… now that I am bound to do my responsibilities coz I am responsible and the future looks bleak of the mistakes of a few greedy bankers… Where do I go for reprieve….

If only my ancestors were as responsible like me… I would have been laughing my way althrough my life and shouldered enough responsibilities for myself… now that I have to burden myself with the mistakes of my ancestors and the ones that I own myself… with no solid footing on the ground… One should only say life is just a game…

I have decided to laugh out the pain and see what I can do with what I’ve got… The pain is immense… but I have vouched to create a better future for my generations, none should suffer this unnecessary pain… coz dreaming of a bright future feels like the only reprieve… I am gaining solid footing in my future not from my past or present… what an Irony…

Hope is everything… life is nothing… happiness is just a pursuit… stability is just a mirage… truth hood is soul food… responsibility is sensibility…

When do you know it’s love??? :) :) :)

dynamicyadav — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 20:50:00 +0000

him: I love you

her: I love you too…

him: I love you more…

her: Does that mean I love you less….

him: no, I love you more

her: Does that mean I love you less….

him: no, I love you more

her: Does that mean I love you less….

him: no, I love you more

her: Ahn!!!! I love you more

him: Kisses her….

her: I love you more

him: You love me more..

her: You love me more..

him: You love me more..

her: You love me more..

him: You love me more..

her: You love me more…

him: Kisses her…

her: Kisses him…

him: If you say ‘I’ and ‘U’, even the lips won’t touch each other…

her: tries I and U… Ahn!!!!

him: Only when you say ‘WE’ even the lips will get a kiss…

her: Tries ‘WE’, BLING BLING… , Ya my love, we love each other more…

him: Ya, We love each other more…

her: Kisses him

him: Kisses her…

What a love story…

A fragment of my own imagination, how is it???? A bit of it copied from Kalaignar Karunanidhi but used at a different context than what he said…. no offence…

Mark II

dynamicyadav — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 18:14:00 +0000

It is past Mark I

Got to take it past Mark II…

Ahn!!! I know I am irritating by being so cryptic…

but these are secrets and I have to mark them in my blog… excuse me…

BUT THIS TIME MARK II will actually be 2…………

LAWMAN AND THE MAYAN CALENDAR…

dynamicyadav — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 09:15:00 +0000

One will change my life… and the other has changed it already….

Cool one Deb… you made my day… and a part of me is so relaxed now…

Deb, I simply love you for saying about the MAYAN CALENDAR to me yesterday…

Exactly what happened, I won’t tell you now… but then the world is cooler than what it was before…

Thanks Deb…

LAWMAN is a top secret…

Adobe, The 5000 Page Charge Sheet and the all screwed up judiciary

dynamicyadav — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 21:02:00 +0000

Bugging monkeys, what’s the problem in Kasab’s case, Why does the judiciary need a 5000 page chargesheet? The case is all clear and concrete that this man committed horrendous crime and it is all on TV, is there a necessity to prove his innocence….

I am all worried about the Indian Judiciary, they are going to take another 10 years to finish off when prima facie is so concrete, it will be 10 more years before the UPA govt. takes a decision on hanging him… ahn!!! Stupid… God Damn… Stupid…

Ok something to cool all Adobeans head, does anyone know whether this 5000 page charge sheet is printed or is it transferred as PDF documents via LiveCycle, if not we have a huge business scope, who’s listening…

Am I gonna get any money for this…. Where’s the marketing team….

Desperate measures to increase my company’s profit so that I stand a faint chance of getting sacked….

Guys use your head, you see I can still do it with so much hair…

I wanna see True Democracy…

dynamicyadav — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 17:34:00 +0000

I love the previous Chief Election Comissioner Krishnamoorthy and his pals from People Union for Civil Liberties (PUCL)…

I remember him speaking about the right of a citizen to cast a negative vote in Action 2020 Unconference, 2 months back…

Right now none can cast a negative vote without compromising his identity, but if SC can cast a verdict before this general elections, I say my people are in luck.

I am really praying for this to happen…

God make this happen…

PUCL is run and backed by the righteous bureaucrats of the yester era, I love them for their dedication towards this country…